what is tumblr?
completely irrelevant pictures, quotes, and ideas that swarm around in my head while everyone else is being productive.
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Tumblr knows we’re lazy
-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard
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If Supernatural was a comedy show about Angels on Earth.
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| one third of me: | I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute |
|---|---|
| one third of me: | sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves |
I really want a group of friends that I can just message “Assemble” and then they show up at my house with popcorn and chocolate and we get drunk and watch movies and play The Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit and cry over Loki together.
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Eight Quotes (6/8) - I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext. - John Watson
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